Rooms ready, help wanted
Rooms ready, help wanted
There’s a vacancy in my home,
Since my woman left me here all alone
Rooms ready, help wanted
Rooms ready, help wanted,
Now accepting new walk-ins
Sorry we’re open, come in we’re closed
The seal’s been broken by her,
And her alone
Rooms ready, help wanted
We buy and sell what’s been gently used, but
Nothing prepared me for this kind of abuse
Rooms ready, help wanted
Now accepting new walk-ins
Broken hearts can’t redeem, sell or trade
’Til somebody glues them back into place
Rooms ready, help wanted